Saturday, 29 August 2009

Finaly



Shoes that fit me! :D

River Island's New Demographic



With the credit cruch putting such a strain on the retail industry, shops are forced to think of new ways to make sure they stay afloat. At first glance your thinking this animal manikin thing is not going to work out too well. Who is walking past this display thinking: "well if the shirt looks good on the hippo...". But River Island's plan is obviously to start getting animals to wear their clothes. An untapped market, which if it takes off could make them millions.

Soon your be strolling through Richmond Park to see deers in demins; London Zoo will feature bears in beanies, and before you know it your be buying your cat's cardi's.



You heard it here first

Monday, 24 August 2009

Who's walking this slow!????





Clearly Subway customers are putting on a hell of alot of weight

A Pizza-My-Mind

Saturday night and I was going to cook but subconsiously i kept making myself wait until it was too late to justify not cooking.
I believe this has been termed as lazy.

Later that night im tucking into a take-away pizza, when i realise on the side of the delivery box it says:



Im thinking...what is this?
It looks like an advertisement.
A reallllly lazy advertisement.

Like someones thinking "hmm what should i eat today?" then they see eatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizza. "hmm...maybe i'll have......"eatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizzaeatpizza "........pizza"

But its on the box. The box you get after you've paid, recieved and most probably started eating your pizza. So it can't be advertising pizza.
So im thinking, are these instructions?
Like there's someone holding this cheesy wedge thinking "...Now where the hell do i put this?".

Luckily, after he has cheese drooling from his ear, pepperoni stuffed in his VCR, tomato sauce all over his ironing - he stops and chuckles a sigh of relief, as he sees: