Friday, 5 June 2009

Question

Are exam invigilators the creepiest people in the world?


Answer:



Yes

They always have that fake smile stretched across their face; gleaming eyes and exasperated movements. They are essentialy the modern day mime.
And when you are gouging your eyes out over an exam, look up and see their unnerving, beaming expression... You just want to stand up; grab your label-less icy water bottle; smack them straight to the head and passively watch them instantly (and characteristicly silently) hit the floor - before you calmly go back and take your seat.

Next time.